There’s so much man-hate going around this city, you might wonder if anyone would get laid if not for the Roxy. Siri explains why the downward dogging men of Vancouver are actually the best in the country.

Sure, Fido know hows to play fetch, roll rover and sniff asses, but we doubt he’s a better friend than the rides we profile here.

A time to plan, a time to reap. A time to laugh, a time to weep. A time for beer, a time for meat. Yes, it’s time for Brewery & the Beast.

A letter of love and hate to our one and only (hockey team).

We give you critical intelligence to plan your next covert action: the one where you sneak out of work to go drinking under the sun.

Vancouver’s one and only mobile wood fired pizza cart.

We give you an open and shut case on why the Sharks are just a bunch of worthless ass clowns. The prosecution rests.

Because we understand why you love working for free.

Five Guys has arrived downtown. Never frozen patties, twice fried fries, and unlimited peanuts. Welcome to town, friends.

Get ready for weekday drunkenness.